9.28.2005

Shark vs. Liger




















This would be the battle of the century: a shark versus a liger. Who would emerge victorious?

Tell me who you think would win: What would the fight be like? What advantages would one creature have over the other? Would the shark devour the liger? Would the liger magically turn the shark inside out?

You must decide!

8 Comments:

Blogger mrs the experience said...

Can either be outfitted with wings?

Wed Sep 28, 04:31:00 PM  
Blogger Scooter said...

Both can have wings - it's your fantasy match!

Wed Sep 28, 05:22:00 PM  
Blogger jenk said...

i'm in complete agreement with canagal.

other than that, i think the shark would totally beat the liger's ass. the liger would drown ok? unless it performed the bubblehead charm, and then the shark would just bite the bubble off.

i've reenacted the scene with my action figures. the shark totally wins.

Wed Sep 28, 08:32:00 PM  
Blogger Scooter said...

What if they're fighting on land, though?

Or in the air?!

Thu Sep 29, 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baconlover makes me so mad! She is totally wrong!!! First of all, you people should read the food chain. According to the International Food Chain Association of America...the shark will eat anything: birds, gorillas, dragons, and ESPECIALLY ligers. Secondly, scientists have recently discovered that sharks have magical powers too. DO NOT underestimate the real ultimate power of the sharks!!! The shark can do anything imaginably possible. One time a guy challenged the shark to a thumb war and lost, and the shark bit the guy's arms off and then raped his sisters. the only thing that stands a chance against the shark is the three-toed sloth...which has deadly numchuck skills.

Sat Oct 01, 01:06:00 AM  
Blogger jenk said...

i would like to amend my earlier comment. the shark would only win if it were the demon shark from buffy!!! yeah, you know the one.

and they're not fighting on land or in the air. the liger's so arrogant he thinks he can jump the shark even when he's out of his element. that arrogance totally leads to the liger's downfall.

Sat Oct 01, 05:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If a liger could choose between the ablity to fly at will or to be invisible, which one would it choose? Same question for the shark.

Tue Oct 04, 03:29:00 PM  
Blogger Scooter said...

The liger already has the ability to fly with its awesome enormous wings, and it has magical powers, which could include the power to make itself invisible, so I don't think the liger would further benefit from either.

As for the shark, being a predator it would choose invisibility, to further enhance its "kick-assity." If it could fly, it wouldn't be able to do so for very long since it can't breathe out of water.

Fri Oct 07, 09:17:00 AM  

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